The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

He just followed

Vodinə, comradə?

No, thanks. Too early to eat or drink anything. Can't eat a few hours after I wake up, but when I get hungry. I can sort of eat

*swishes tail and jumps off table in the back*
Don't tell Zany I got on the table

*walks out*

Don't touch my clothes. You'll turn into a tree. Then you'll have to be outside forever. I wish i could live that life... outside...

Pricane wrote:

*carries my clothes as a wolf into a backroom*

Hope I don't lose these.
These would be important.

Don't worry. I'll go through your pockets at my earliest opportunity ... to protect your valuables, of course.

Definitely toby wrote:

Brocklandia what is in this Classic Toby drink? Is it like purple drink. Still want that blue drink, too.

I want to try Diet Toby and Blue Juice. Separate, of course.

*Sigh* That sounds like twice the work ... and twice the dishes to wash.

Definitely toby wrote:

Why does it always take a while for people to make colored drinks? Odd... makes me question some stuff. It's almost like people are making some top-secret poison. That's believable.

Most purple drinks here are made with some combination of:

1. Purple food coloring.

2. Blackberry juice concentrate.

3. The famous glowing purple mixer from the south wall of dangerous mixers.

All three of those have a tendency to rip open holes in the time-space continuum, so we have to follow additional safety protocols. The last time someone just slapped a few of those into a glass, the resulting tear in the fabric of space and time resulting in a week long invasion of carnivorous dinosaurs and U.S. Founding Fathers.

Fun fact: The dinosaurs ate Betsy Ross before she could design a better flag, and that's why the U.S. got stuck with this ugly one when the surviving Founding Fathers got sent back to their own time. It's true! Would I make up something like this?

_{(And to that Tyrannosaurus Rex in the back who just yelled "yes," I'm cutting you off now. No more fermented bronto-beer for you.)}

Definitely toby wrote:

Honestly purple drink is better than most things sitting in a store people label as health food.

Even if it's made by the janitor?

Definitely toby wrote:

unless i get my face plastered on every cereal box.

I think usually you have to be missing for at least three years before they'll do that. By then, Cheffy will have made tacos out of all the incriminating evidence.

Definitely toby wrote:

(Blue juice has to taste metally.

It just ate through the stirring spoon, so I think we can check off that criterion. Here you go. Enjoy.

Brocklandia wrote:

So who would notice? I've been a mental vegetable for years. Rough guess, I'd say something in the broccoli family.

Yeah you have little brock-oli leaves now...

Oh yeah you're a plant all the way. You can reverse it, by....

...getting me something free.

Yeah that'll do it.

Brocklandia wrote:

What if I don't want to stop being a mental vegetable? It's fun! And the nurses bring me Jell-O every night with my Thorazine pills.

Um...

I would go to the witch and tell him that you need something, but you don't know what.

You wouldn't believe all the stuff he'll offer. You'll find something you like. I also asked for a new set of teeth, cause my brushing has been bad. It took a week, and I didn't offer anything yet. And then.... a nonvital organ was missing...

Do it at your own risk.

Pricane wrote:

I think they're always suicidal. Is that a leaf on them? I think they're turning into a tree...

Don't worry. I keep my valuables somewhere else. Usually not here, unless I plan on using something here.

_{you appear to be turning into a tree, too}

My clothes are enchanted, so anyone who touches them without my consent becomes a plant. You can go visit the witch in the Forest for something like that. You have to give him something, tho. I gave him my hair, and he much obliged.

He said my hair had magical properties. Didn't like being hairless for a few months. That sucked.

No, I am not. That is just somə rəmains from 2021. Our military is likə organizəd Viətnam.

*He just opened a bottle of Vodinə and drank all of it in seconds.*

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

No, I am not. That is just somə rəmains from 2021. Our military is likə organizəd Viətnam.

*He just opened a bottle of Vodinə and drank all of it in seconds.*

And that's why your skin is feeling... like a tree. We're all in denial about our first transformation. You think turning into a human the first time is noticeable? Did you know it happens before the age of 6, and no earlier than 3? I was a late bloomer...

Anyways....

The bar is quiet... not really... i got real life stuff to do. And then I have my actual life goals to achieve. First I gotta take care of these idiots who don't realize i dont want to serve them forever - I mean my pet dog and my lovely little sister and my mom who has dementia and goes into rages.

You know what? I do want Vodinə. I'll get some tonight. No. Actually I want it now.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Congrats The Peanut Feast. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest where you can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Thank you.

Although my schedule for the weekend is cluttered, I should be able to find time to consolidate and judge the submissions.

Preferred format is Limericks, and theme is the composing poet’s choice of any topic.

*drinks the rest of it*

I see what you mean...

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

Yəs. It contains %25 alcohol in a bottlə. Say goodbyə to your livər.

*He drank another 2 bottles of Vodinə.*

Also it is RƏALLY swəət. Likə chocolatə, or a milkshakə. It isn't addictivə tho. So if you ənjoy swəət, it is your bəst choicə.

Thə rəcomməndəd amount is onə sip. But it is a "national" drink so wə drink morə than a bottlə a day.

The what? Chocolate?
Assuming that I'm not currently dead, I'm assuming I'm safe.

I do want to say. I want to break my non-human oath. They're delicious. I feel too attached to people. I can't physically attack, but in this state...

I like a good combination of muscle and fat.. you know.

Run.

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

No, it is not chocolatə. But I gotta say;

*He just loaded a MG3*

I do not think I am thə onə to run. Balasakahara. (Translation: *A heavy curse.*)

*bites you*

*the gun falls to the floor*

Then I won't chase...
*grabs you*

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

*He just slapped the animal like 100 times, took out a Tommy Gun and dumped his mag into the creature.*

Oh god...

*collapses, whining*

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:

He just shouted:

YOU UTTƏR FOOL! NAJAKON ƏNGINƏƏRING IS THƏ BƏST!

*He also took out a big needle, getting half a liter of blood out, and putting it equally in 4 bottles of Vodinə, then drinking one.*

(You drank werewolf blood? Or your blood?)