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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14thRudest Citizens: 42ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th
The Constitutional Empire of
The Empire Shall Grow
President Dmitri Covasku III
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Population22.458 billion

LeaderPresident Dmitri Covasku III


The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Dmitri Covasku III with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.458 billion Zurks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskova. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zurk economy, worth an astonishing 14,235 trillion Zureus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 633,854 Zureus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,058,041 per year while the poor average 76,384, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zurkerx's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zurkerx is ranked 42nd in the world and 1st in Zentari for Rudest Citizens, with 1,230.36 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14thRudest Citizens: 42ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46thHighest Disposable Incomes: 47thMost Avoided: 50thFattest Citizens: 58thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 62ndHighest Crime Rates: 68thMost Armed: 73rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Gambling Industry: 86thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 98thMost Rebellious Youth: 99thLargest Retail Industry: 104thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108thHighest Average Incomes: 123rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 179thMost Efficient Economies: 185thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 198thLargest Insurance Industry: 199thHighest Economic Output: 204thMost Secular: 270thLargest Mining Sector: 282ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 286thLargest Information Technology Sector: 497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 656thSmartest Citizens: 751stMost Cultured: 760thMost Stationary: 1,314thMost Inclusive: 1,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,521stTop
Largest Governments: 3,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,694thLargest Populations: 5,647thLargest Black Market: 8,880thMost Influential: 9,860thNudest: 10,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,549thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,533rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,711thMost Pro-Market: 20,218thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,451stHighest Drug Use: 22,417th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

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