The Democratic Absolute Monarchy of Zoamunda is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Stephen II with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.113 billion Zoamundans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandros City. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoamundan economy, worth 348 trillion Royal Munda Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,110 Royal Munda Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and being King Stephen II has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zoamunda's national animal is the Golden Lion Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Zoamunda is ranked 179,072^nd in the world and 136^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 365.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.