The People's Republic of YIsrae1 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The People's Equal Azha with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.742 billion Yisraelim are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The all-consuming Yisraeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion People's Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 97,284 People's Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Yisraeli grocery store, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown. YIsrae1's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

YIsrae1 is ranked 59,384^th in the world and 305^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Drug Use, scoring 260.61 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.