The Commonwealth of Xanducker is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by His Majesty the King Duck with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.67 billion Xanduckerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ducapitol. The average income tax rate is 10.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Xanduckerian economy, worth 400 trillion Pacifics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,553 Pacifics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, tourists call Xanduckerian beach towns "the fine coastline", young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xanducker's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xanducker is ranked 184,502^nd in the world and 1,791^st in the Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115.82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.