The X1 of X1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by X1 with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.213 billion X1 are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of X1. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient x1 economy, worth a remarkable 5,335 trillion X1s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,102 X1s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is one competing standard, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, air purifiers fight smoke machines on x1 stage setups, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. X1's national animal is the X1, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is X1.

X1 is ranked 46,100^th in the world and 25^th in Texas for Most Developed, scoring 78.45 on the Human Development Index.