Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238thHighest Crime Rates: 550th
The Tang Clan of
Corporate Bordello
Shaolin!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Wu

Population27.945 billion

CapitalShaolin City
LeaderRZA
FaithWU

CurrencyCREAM
AnimalKillah bee

The Tang Clan of Wu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by RZA with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.945 billion Wu are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shaolin City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wu economy, worth a remarkable 4,476 trillion CREAMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 160,176 CREAMS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,481,832 per year while the poor average 1,677, a ratio of 883 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wu's national animal is the Killah bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WU.

Wu is ranked 150,691st in the world and 3rd in Eladen for Most Developed, scoring 55.96 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238thHighest Crime Rates: 550thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 732ndNudest: 851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,225thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,292ndMost Armed: 1,324thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,504thMost Avoided: 1,546thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,570thFattest Citizens: 1,739thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,906thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,480thRudest Citizens: 4,754thHighest Economic Output: 5,511thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,575thLargest Retail Industry: 7,906thLargest Populations: 9,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,540thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 17,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,649thHighest Average Incomes: 21,886thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,031stMost Pro-Market: 32,013th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wu's influence in Eladen rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Wu relocated from Balder to Eladen.
  • : Wu was refounded in Balder.
  • : Wu ceased to exist in Eladen.
  • : Wu's influence in Eladen rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Wu's influence in Eladen rose from "Vassal" to "Handshaker".
  • : Wu's influence in Eladen rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Wu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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