The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.887 billion Aiganians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,113 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 536,701 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Aiganian airwaves, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 291,547^th in the world and 11,352^nd in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -61.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.