The Kingdom of Wilvania is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by His Exalted Wilfness with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.804 billion Wilvanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,427 trillion groats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 248,262 groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilvania's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wilvania is ranked 311,366^th in the world and 11,885^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -56.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.