The Kingdom of WILLOSIAN is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 8 million WILLOSIANians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The strong WILLOSIANian economy, worth 485 billion WILLOSIAN DOLLARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,613 WILLOSIAN DOLLARS, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, all tariffs have been abolished, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WILLOSIAN's national animal is the PANDA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

WILLOSIAN is ranked 235,640^th in the world and 436^th in Starlight for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.77 percentage of bribes refused.