The Islamic Caliphate of Western Arab Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khalifah Muhammad bin Abdulaziz with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 30.705 billion Muslims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-Muslimeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Muslim economy, worth a remarkable 9,765 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 318,028 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", Madinat al-Muslimeen University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Arab Empire's national animal is the Arabian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Western Arab Empire is ranked 231^st in the world and 1^st in United Empire of Islam for Most Developed, scoring 99.8 on the Human Development Index.