The Holy Kingdom of Vicily is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Finn Moretti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.39 billion Vicilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinacria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The powerhouse Vicilian economy, worth 419 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 95,361 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vicily's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ecclesiarchal Nazarism.

Vicily is ranked 248,798^th in the world and 963^rd in Talonia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.72 percentage of bribes refused.