The Commonwealth of Saint Maartens is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 420 million Saint Maartenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The very strong Saint Maartensian economy, worth 31.2 trillion Maartenian Staatmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,314 Maartenian Staatmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Maartens's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle.

Saint Maartens is ranked 288,709^th in the world and 1,031^st in Talonia for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.