The Kingdom of Varnakar is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Naali with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 4.785 billion Varnakarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrsky. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Varnakari economy, worth 425 trillion Tals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,996 Tals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varnakar's national animal is the arctic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Varnakar is ranked 313,674^th in the world and 61^st in Nordic Lands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.