The Kingdom of Varnakar is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Naali with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.798 billion Varnakarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myrsky. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Varnakari economy, worth 439 trillion Tals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,519 Tals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varnakar's national animal is the arctic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Varnakar is ranked 209,409^th in the world and 55^th in Nordic Lands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90.34 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.