The Green Timberlands of Larsovania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chessie the Beagle with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.468 billion Timberlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panthersburg. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Larsovanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,001 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,012 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the horniness of the great-horned Panther is considered a national priority, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown. Larsovania's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larsovania is ranked 328,046^th in the world and 82^nd in Nordic Lands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.