The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Sabinka with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 27.445 billion youkai enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth an astonishing 26,602 trillion ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 969,291 ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're only as old as you feel, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and children with trilobite collections are drafted into the 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus' division. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the catfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 313,413^th in the world and 99^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 percentage of bribes refused.