The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.611 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 4,889 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 159,739 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, conspiracy theorists allege Blobtorn City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 6,035^th in the world and 25^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.44 years.