The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 31.121 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,097 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 163,796 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Blobular they're lyin', families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and glamping Blobularians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 208,503^rd in the world and 45^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.06 percentage of bribes refused.