The Federation of Valonian States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by George Dubya Bush with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 4.47 billion Valonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertas. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valonian economy, worth 773 trillion Valons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,006 Valons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, entomologists flock to Libertas for its remarkable gadfly population, priests pray to George Dubya Bush for regulatory approval, and preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valonian States's national animal is the Valonian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valonian States is ranked 11,257^th in the world and 9^th in Corsair for Most Developed, scoring 90.08 on the Human Development Index.