The Kingdom of Valeondria is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Queen Emilia-Victoria of Meridyl with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.089 billion Valeondrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valtara. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Valeondrian economy, worth 827 trillion glims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,301 glims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Valeondrian Space Agency, a Forest Tourist Association survey has rated Valeondria #1 for number twos, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valeondria's national animal is the giant owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valeondria is ranked 71,353^rd in the world and 98^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 233.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.