The Republic of Valencito is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Valencitoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Valencitoan economy, worth 347 billion Sentoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 69,513 Sentoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, sex-ed is child's play, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Valencito's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Valencito is ranked 320,671^st in the world and 1,378^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 84.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.