The Disputed Territories of United Drafonstland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maxshiro with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.114 billion United Drafonstlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle City. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving United Drafonstlandian economy, worth 627 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,392 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, atheists are heavily taxed, there's a hole in the heart of every United Drafonstlandian city, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Drafonstland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mad hokuto shinkenisme.

United Drafonstland is ranked 274,881^st in the world and 544^th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -270.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.