The Kingdom of Unimdya is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.338 billion Unimdyans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The all-consuming Unimdyan economy, worth 447 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 83,785 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,176 per year while the poor average 5,220, a ratio of 103 to 1.

The phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Unimdyan politicians, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, 90% of active duty UAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime is a problem. Unimdya's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unimdya is ranked 292,448^th in the world and 12,127^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 11.87 quips per hour.