The Allied States of Undertake31 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.416 billion Undertake31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Undertake31ian economy, worth 204 trillion tails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,781 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake31's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Undertake31 is ranked 255,253^rd in the world and 876^th in neck for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.