The Join Lily of TLS 34 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 13.792 billion Join Lily are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 440 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,911 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 34's national animal is the Join Lily, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TLS 34 is ranked 63,487^th in the world and 1^st in Arbor for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.