The Democratic Republic of Ulinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 45.686 billion Ulinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ulinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,476 trillion Ulins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,984 Ulins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulinia's national animal is the Ulinian cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulinia is ranked 328,808^th in the world and 26^th in ITALIA for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.