The Heavenly Holy Empire of Millopoli is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.639 billion Millopolesi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Millopolese economy, worth a remarkable 5,524 trillion millinos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,753 millinos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millopoli's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, all recreational drugs are legal, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Millopoli's national animal is the mind-expanding worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Millopoli is ranked 28,457^th in the world and 1^st in ITALIA for Highest Drug Use, scoring 359.97 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.