The 44 cantons of Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Zerenskyy Din-Jarinn Magh'ra - TASDIF with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.839 billion Alingans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinghi Bundeshauptstadt. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alingan economy, worth a remarkable 7,625 trillion Zars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,854 Zars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, the government has the power to seize property at will, rumor has it that Zerenskyy Din-Jarinn Magh'ra - TASDIF has won three lotteries in a row, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown. Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic's national animal is the Alingan Wolf and the Alingan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic is ranked 15,050^th in the world and 6^th in ITALIA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.14 law-abiding acts per hour.