The Incorporated States of UIFA is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 372 million UIFAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong UIFAian economy, worth 16.7 trillion dsssses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 44,936 dsssses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,620 per year while the poor average 2,816, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UIFA's national animal is the dsssssss, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

UIFA is ranked 310,792^nd in the world and 273^rd in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.