The Republic of Udaljen is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jadran Kovačić with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.309 billion Udaljenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dobrograd. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Udaljenian economy, worth 994 trillion Udaljenian dinaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,637 Udaljenian dinaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, murder suspects plead the 'there was a rat beneath his chef's hat' defense, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Udaljen's national animal is the Red-faced cormorant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Udaljen is ranked 8,382^nd in the world and 74^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,241.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.