The Colony of Two Six is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 768 million Two Sixians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Two Sixian economy, worth 35.2 trillion 808s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,807 808s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,232 per year while the poor average 2,871, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Two Six's national animal is the rapper, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Two Six is ranked 1,016^th in the world and 1^st in Cole World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 405.99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.