The New Klementonian Imperium of True Europa State is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Blessed Emperor Remox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.633 billion Klementonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belfioro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Klementonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,083 trillion Juts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,252 Juts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, hospitals in True Europa State are too busy serving the needs of the Pacific to see Klementonians, finders keepers is the law of the land, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Europa State's national animal is the Klementonian Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yuliana.

True Europa State is ranked 331,516^th in the world and 3,212^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -22.61 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.