The Holy White Zombie land of Stabby Stabby is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.383 billion Stabby Stabbyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stabbyvilla. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stabby Stabbyian economy, worth 447 trillion Sigmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,938 Sigmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several universities in Stabby Stabby have assembled expensive research teams to explore and study new lands and old ruins (Stabby Stabby has found 6 easter eggs), would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels. Crime is totally unknown. Stabby Stabby's national animal is the Scramming hairy armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stabby Stabby is ranked 8,149^th in the world and 154^th in the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,383.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.