The People's Republic of Trivena is a small, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 20 million Trivenans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Trivenan economy, worth 885 billion Triyas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,260 Triyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, Trivenans are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trivena's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trivena is ranked 150,129^th in the world and 157^th in Aesica for Largest Governments, scoring 12 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.