The Protectorate of Tomiention is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Saint Timothy with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.731 billion Tomientionians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Thomas. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The Tomientionian economy, worth 489 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,641 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, Saint Timothy has just been declared ruler of Tomiention in an international press conference, Sufism has been named as Tomiention's national religion, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tomiention's national animal is the penguin and its national religion is Sufism.

Tomiention is ranked 290,993^rd in the world and 3^rd in Random Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 290.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.