The Funhouse of Terror of Tomie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tomie Kawakami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.419 billion serfs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyōtomie. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth a remarkable 7,975 trillion neo yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,996 neo yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Servile politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tomie's national animal is the fushichō, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is servility.

Tomie is ranked 197,959^th in the world and 51^st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Patriotic, with 6.92 flags saluted per person per day.