Population | 18.187 billion |
Capital | Kyōtomie |
Leader | Tomie Kawakami |
Faith | servility |
Currency | neo yen |
Animal | fushichō |
The Funhouse of Terror of Tomie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tomie Kawakami with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.187 billion serfs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyōtomie. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth a remarkable 7,985 trillion neo yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 439,074 neo yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tomie's national animal is the fushichō, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is servility.
Tomie is ranked 50,527th in the world and 30th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 893.18173391888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tomie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Tomie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Tomie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Tomie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Tomie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Tomie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Tomie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Tomie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Tomie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Tomie voted against the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.