Most Patriotic: 592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 901st
The Imperial State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the good of the State
Tsar Dima Sokolov
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Russiania

Population7.72 billion

CapitalSaint Petersburg
LeaderTsar Dima Sokolov
FaithEastern Orthodox

CurrencyRublemark
AnimalAzhdaya

The Imperial State of Russiania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Dima Sokolov with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.72 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Russianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Rublemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,011 Rublemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, Tsar Dima Sokolov has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiania's national animal is the Azhdaya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Russiania is ranked 91,832nd in the world and 9th in Skyfall for Most Income Equality, scoring 42.22 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 789thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,433rdMost Devout: 1,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,954thLowest Crime Rates: 1,976thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,362ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,833rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,407thLargest Governments: 4,122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,250thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,015thHealthiest Citizens: 6,692ndMost Developed: 7,107thMost Efficient Economies: 7,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,858thLargest Mining Sector: 8,937thHighest Economic Output: 8,966thMost Conservative: 9,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,433rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,876thSmartest Citizens: 13,273rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,306thBest Weather: 17,821st
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Russiania's influence in Skyfall rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, Tsar Dima Sokolov has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Russians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.

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