Population | 7.72 billion |
Capital | Saint Petersburg |
Leader | Tsar Dima Sokolov |
Faith | Eastern Orthodox |
Currency | Rublemark |
Animal | Azhdaya |
The Imperial State of Russiania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Dima Sokolov with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.72 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Russianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Rublemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,011 Rublemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, Tsar Dima Sokolov has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiania's national animal is the Azhdaya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.
Russiania is ranked 91,832nd in the world and 9th in Skyfall for Most Income Equality, scoring 42.22 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Russiania's influence in Skyfall rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, Tsar Dima Sokolov has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Russians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in
Russiania, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.