The Incorporated States of Tomfoolery Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Manager with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.064 billion Agents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Main Branch. The average income tax rate is 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tomfoolery Corporation economy, worth 192 trillion ahns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,796 ahns, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

History lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, Tomfoolery Corporation husbands are dead good at fathering kids, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomfoolery Corporation's national animal is the abnormality, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tomfoolery Corporation is ranked 14,946^th in the world and 12^th in Horizon for Highest Average Incomes, with 180,796.83 Standard Monetary Units.