The Commonwealth of Toletvm is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 881 million Toletvns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Toletvm. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cartesinvm economy, worth 79.6 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,346 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Toletvm's national animal is the Iberian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toletvm is ranked 12,056^th in the world and 8^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,833.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.