The Join Lily of TLS 1 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.841 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 792 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,369 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TLS 1's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TLS 1 is ranked 92,986^th in the world and 3^rd in Venice for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.51 percentage of bribes refused.