The Everything Will Freeze of Time Freeze is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Cow population. The quiet, industrious population of 13.333 billion Time Freezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Time Freezean economy, worth 540 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,501 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Time Freeze's national animal is the Cow.

Time Freeze is ranked 198,547^th in the world and 9^th in Iran for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.81 law-abiding acts per hour.