Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,884thFattest Citizens: 2,211th
The Zombie Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
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Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mimi Mimikins

Population9.163 billion

CapitalMerlee's Mansion
LeaderSpider Empress Mimi Mimikins
FaithChurch of Rubies

CurrencyRuby
AnimalSpider

The Zombie Empire of Mimi Mimikins is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.163 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimikin economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Rubies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 124,466 Rubies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,275 per year while the poor average 10,815, a ratio of 65.0 to 1.

Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, Mimikin-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and Mimikin scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 153,660th in the world and 6,855th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 53.72 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,884thFattest Citizens: 2,211thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,431stMost Avoided: 2,483rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,553rdTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,166thLargest Mining Sector: 5,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,011thLargest Retail Industry: 7,348thMost Primitive: 7,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,256thLargest Black Market: 8,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,920thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,423rdMost Devout: 12,227thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 15,360thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,974thHighest Economic Output: 19,001stMost Patriotic: 21,107thHighest Average Incomes: 24,430thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,695thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27,189th
Top
1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 117th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 118th in the regionMost Armed: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 270th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Primitive: 385th in the regionLargest Black Market: 422nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 427th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 512th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Devout: 633rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 650th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 866th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 902nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 950th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 951st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mimi Mimikins's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Mimi Mimikins altered its national flag.
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, Mimikin scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, Mimikin-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.

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