The Ponderous Pair of Those Look Heavy is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.679 billion Those Look Heavyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Those Look Heavyian economy, worth 724 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,659 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, exterminators swarm Those Look Heavyian homes, ill and injured visitors in Those Look Heavy have to walk it off until they return home, and sick Those Look Heavyians are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Those Look Heavy's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Those Look Heavy is ranked 22,853^rd in the world and 8^th in Aeternas for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,331.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.