The Quite Nefarious Geo-location of This Is The Worst is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Scomo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.947 billion Greens members are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engadine McDonalds. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The all-consuming a cult member economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion Morbillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,880 Morbillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and investigative reports into the government's latest violation of civilian rights are stored in the fiction aisle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This Is The Worst's national animal is the Big Mac's, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The greens party.

This Is The Worst is ranked 237,376^th in the world and 9,084^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.