Population | 4.765 billion |
Capital | Engadine McDonalds |
Leader | Scomo |
Faith | The greens party |
Currency | Morbillion dollars |
Animal | Big Mac's |
The Quite Nefarious Geo-location of This Is The Worst is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Scomo with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.765 billion Greens members are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engadine McDonalds. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming a cult member economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Morbillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,670 Morbillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This Is The Worst's national animal is the Big Mac's, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The greens party.
This Is The Worst is ranked 181,988th in the world and 4,365th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 74.6681466568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, the term "Native Greens Member" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, warning signs caution Greens members where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in This Is The Worst, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.