The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.017 billion Utesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,484 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 823,511 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Choking on Invisible Sanddollars is a leading cause of death for wild animals, the Utesian government is the world's largest NGO, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and strategic bombers are being converted into preschools. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 1,429^th in the world and 3^rd in Hollow Point for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 99.35 Effective Tax Rate.