The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.533 billion Smilers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avngrs Towr. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 4,703 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,251 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 122^nd in the world and 1^st in Hollow Point for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,605.78 Tourists Per Hour.