The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.482 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 6,204 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,454 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 208,901^st in the world and 7^th in Hollow Point for Most Average, scoring 24.56 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.