The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Danielle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.607 billion Smilers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth an astonishing 12,584 trillion pikas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,726 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Hollow Point. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a tie.

Smiley Bob is ranked 332,444^th in the world and 22^nd in Hollow Point for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -93.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.