The Emirate of The United Arab-Emirates is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 8.806 billion United Arab-Emiratesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The strong United Arab-Emiratesian economy, worth 583 trillion Arab Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,262 Arab Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The United Arab-Emirates's national animal is the Camel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The United Arab-Emirates is ranked 54,069^th in the world and 8^th in Greater Middle East for Fattest Citizens, with 13.44 Obesity Rate.