The Free Land of The tea party is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning bird population. The hard-working population of 599 million tea partyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The tea partyian economy, worth 25.9 trillion energies a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,288 energies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The tea party's national animal is the bird.

The tea party is ranked 188,142^nd in the world and 62^nd in Paperwork for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 311.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.