The Armed Republic of The States of Texas and Arkansas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kenneth Magnum with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.278 billion Texans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texarkana. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Texas and Arkansasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,887 trillion Standardized Resource Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,290 Standardized Resource Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kenneth Magnum steals from the rich and gives to the needy, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, remarriage vows include hefty travel expenses, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The States of Texas and Arkansas's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

The States of Texas and Arkansas is ranked 124,011^th in the world and 1,011^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 72.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.